Total Medals Earned: 554 (From 120 different games.) Total Medal Score: 8,685 Points
Medals Earned: 6/8 (40/90 points)
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The genie of the booze bottle.
I stole these icons from him :(
There is a hidden power...
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 1/10 (10/495 points)
Feel the Bubba-Wrath!
Get totally pwnd by the Piggy
Be an easy target!
Come on, you can do better than this!
Feed your enemy a healthy snack!
You've done well my child
Even tough guys can run away
Save Theia!
The Heavens must have gifted you way too much
Meet the final boss
Medals Earned: 2/4 (35/185 points)
Finishing Level 5
Finishing Level 10
Finishing Level 15
Finishing the entire game
Medals Earned: 3/20 (15/500 points)
Get skewered on spikes
Launch the Turtle
Smash a goomba
Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)
Find the hidden button
Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)
Blow up a jeep
Crush an angry ground creature
Reach space
Get punched by a banana
Get caught by a UFO
Get burned by a sun
Play over an hour
Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)
Use a nuke
Play over 2 hours
Buy everything
Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)
Total over 1 million feet
Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)
Medals Earned: 1/3 (5/130 points)
Score 200 points
Score 500 points
Score 750 points
Medals Earned: 4/9 (110/335 points)
Guide Valentine to safety!
Guide Earl to safety!
Guide Melvin to safety!
Round up the troops.
Guide Burt to safety!
Guide Heather to safety!
Guide Mindy to safety!
Only save the women.
Rescue EVERYONE!
Medals Earned: 3/10 (20/500 points)
you can read. can you?
met an elephant.
(twizz'ed fire farta)
1/2 of all stars collected.
found and touched the secret elephant!
Unlimited Gas!!1
all stars collected.
Medals Earned: 2/4 (35/110 points)
kill an UberKid
Beat the game
Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/130 points)
Beat the farm levels.
Beat the urban levels.
Medals Earned: 4/80 (20/400 points)
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